Slow and steady wins the race, right? Nobody likes it when you come all at once.
It seems like every time I get drunk I can’t stop talking about dicks.
Maybe I’m gay, but only when I’m drinking? My inhibitions are down, and I feel more comfortable saying things about dicks. If I’m sober, I’m quiet and reserved when it comes to either sex.
Ever sit down and decide: “Today is a good day to record myself masturbate?”
I did the other day and I’m really tempted to upload it. But….
I can’t masturbate if I’m drunk. I feel like I lost out on a great opportunity.
Finally got a follower. Scooore.
This is an advice blog so please send questions :o
I just think dick gets a bad wrap. Besides, everyone has woken up in the morning screaming for dick at least once.
come friends, let’s go on a magickal journey together down my urethra and into the womb of excellent blogging.