A simple and honest blog from the perspective of my penis. Advice blog, fashion, picture gallery, hopes, and dreams all wrapped into one quaint little dickblog. Yes ladies, this blog is NSFW. Check out my main blog at FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK
Slow and steady wins the race, right? Nobody likes it when you come all at once.
It seems like every time I get drunk I can’t stop talking about dicks.
Maybe I’m gay, but only when I’m drinking? My inhibitions are down, and I feel more comfortable saying things about dicks. If I’m sober, I’m quiet and reserved when it comes to either sex.
Ever sit down and decide: “Today is a good day to record myself masturbate?”
I did the other day and I’m really tempted to upload it. But….
I can’t masturbate if I’m drunk. I feel like I lost out on a great opportunity.
Finally got a follower. Scooore.
This is an advice blog so please send questions :o
I just think dick gets a bad wrap. Besides, everyone has woken up in the morning screaming for dick at least once.
come friends, let’s go on a magickal journey together down my urethra and into the womb of excellent blogging.
